USE OF SERVICES

The services rendered by Spoono, unless otherwise noted, are freely available for personal and commercial use. However, you may not distribute or sell any information, files, products, or services obtained from the Spoono without the express written permission of Spoono, unless otherwise stated. You may not use Spoono's services for any purpose that is unlawful or prohibited by these terms, conditions, and notices.

LINKS TO THIRD PARTY SITES

The Spoono website contains links to third party web sites ("Linked Sites"). The Linked Sites are not under the control of Spoono and Spoono is not responsible for the contents of any Linked Site, including, without limitation, any link contained in a Linked Site, or any changes or updates to a Linked Site. The viewer is responsible for viewing and abiding by the privacy statements and terms of use posted at the Linked Sites.

PUBLIC FORUMS

Spoono makes message boards available to its users. Visitors are prohibited from posting, uploading, or distributing any inappropriate, obscene, or unlawful topic, material, or information on these boards.

PUNISHMENT

Failure to adhere to terms and conditions stated herein may result in the use of, but not limited to, ninjas, goblins, elves, trolls, gremlins, ghouls, and clowns to threaten, attack, injure, or maim you. These attacks may occur at day or night, at your home or work residence. The attacks may be premeditated and may include threatening phone calls, letters, or email messages as well as weapons of mass destruction.

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